Where do you think God is, in your version of thought?

God would be a great sniper. He has the best hiding spots. If we were made in gods image, then that means god has a humanoid body. right? So, do you guys really think some guy is setting up in the sky watching our every move, and listening to every murmur. I say he's pretty lazy. What the hell is he waiting on? If god is so powerful and almighty, then why dont he just defeat the devil himself. Why does he need a rapture, a son to sacrifice himself, wars........Hollywood couldnt come up with this stuff. I beleive in God, but I dont think he's a person (deity). He more like energy and a collective consciouss. Thoughts?